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We’ve all had our dark moments at festivals. In all fairness, they are one of the few places where questionable behaviour is acceptable.
However, this chap has very little excuses. It looks like morning and he doesn’t appear to have consumed his bodyweight in cider.
What’ll he do next? Wash his face in shit?
Maybe the Karate guy from the last post has given up chopping and taken to playing the keyboard.
It sounds ridiculous and 80s enough – but I’m not too sure about those movements – and that miming?
Oh, and what are those Alien things in the background. Perhaps he should practice more with the Karate. Or lose the outfit altogether. Hm…decide for yourselves.
There’s something that baby knows on 0:20 secs that no-one else does. Maybe it’s this guys son and he’s seen how darn dreadful he is at hand eye co-ordination.
Why you welcome an audience to see you try break through 10 slabs of stone I’ll never know, even if you could, you know, do it.
This guy has the black belt, he’s got the white dressing gown and he works the slow build-up. He just…can’t…make…contact!
Is this all part of some global conspiracy, why would someone be doing this? Maybe the military have found a use for the douche as a subversive battleground enemy deterrent/distraction?
Either way, this will throw up some very interesting data on a species that most people would like to be hunted to extinction!
We must study the douche and understand his migratory patterns….And then terminate them!
Although I’ve not seen the TV series before, I’m pretty sure I’ve got the measure of the A-Team. A kitsch, cartoon-esque rendering of a band of rebellious soldiers who are both misunderstood and haplessly effective at aiding those in need.
Despite having not seen the 80s version, my judgement on the 2010 film was clear.
It is not a good one, and it’s plan does NOT ‘come together’.
Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig.
Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it feels like to be Andy Dufresne?
Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
I don’t want to panic anyone but, we’re doomed! When animals start using technology – like in this video – we know we’re in trouble.
I’ll admit the redneck hunting down these technophile creatures is probably still marvelling at his opposable thumbs, but still. I wouldn’t want to go hunting anything that knows how to communicate using wireless technology.
I think he might need a bigger gun. Or GPS. Or some friends with Bluetooth.
Listen up yo, and learn from the master. He’s licked more clams than you’ve had hot mussels.
Thank God I watched this video and have now become a man. But I also want to puke until I hurl up a lung. Confusing.
Be afraid…..Be VERY afraid!!!!
