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Ever wondered just how pure bottled water is? You know, those stunning ads of mountains & glaciers and all that “It’s SO good for you!” crap! Well, prepare to run to the nearest tap and down gallons of….tap water!
Derek (why would his parents name him that?) goes “Inside the Bottle” and exposes the billion dollar lie we’ve all been made to swallow. It’s enough to make you turn to drinking beer….*Wait!
Stewart Lee has to be one of the world’s best stand-ups. He doesn’t just rely on observational crap like Michael Chub-faced McIntyre et al. He’s witty, persceptive and clever.
Here he architects a fantastic joke about the light fingered Joe Pasquale. In fact, it’s obviously the end of his set, but he manages to get numerous gags out. And he’s right, if Joe Pasquale was in your garden, you wouldn’t ask him to leave – the joe doesn’t work for him. So Pasquale gets outed on many levels. Poor to thieve in the first place, worse to not be able to execute it. I bet he winced when he watched this, whilst 300 and odd thousand others laugh.
I have always disliked Nicholas Cage. Always. It’s the way he delivers his lines, how he plays the same character in every film he does and his face is just so…punchable. And now, we have this footage to prove he’s a money grabbing bastard as well.
There is nothing this man won’t do. Not content with ruining the old classic Wickerman, Cage is hellbent on doing any naff film idea under the sun. Whether it destroys the reputation of his career, or tarnishes the image of the film itself, as long as the money keeps coming – who cares? Long live crappy Nick Cage.
You have to admire this players…chest control (ahem). I’ve always said there should be more women in football. It’s only fair, isn’t it? I mean, they’re no inferior to us, are they?
Ok, it might have something to do with what happens in this video, but still – equality has never looked so good. Attractive women of the world: take your exams, don the shirt and start pulling out the yellows and reds. Oh, and remember: no sports bras allowed.
This is disturbing for many reasons. So many reasons. Firstly, there is no evidence whether this is a man or a woman. None whatsoever. Also, he/she is singing a Katy Perry song, and he/she looks strangely like a very, very fat Russel Brand.
Picture the scene – Russel starts using heroin again. Katy leaves him. He’s desperate, inconsolable. With no one to turn to, he begins eating, a lot. Then – in an attempt to win back the absent popstar, he makes this video and puts it onto the internet. Think of it as a modern day love letter. A viral piece of chivalry. I doubt it would work. So let us just point and laugh.
Wow. If you were a lady dog, you know, a bitch, who had perhaps had a little too much fun and gone home with a questionable man dog, you would not want to wake up and discover it to look like this. Not only is it quivering, but some fairly ropey sounds are emanating from it’s nose and mouth.
Or maybe, as the title suggests, this dog is in fact possessed by some evil spirit. Maybe Satan himself. The dog version. Whatever the diagnosis, he’s pretty embarassed once he wakes up. Poor pooch.
This dog seems to think he needs to get his legs moving, despite it being decidedly aloft from the escalator’s metal surface. This is why dogs aren’t humans. A man can make a simple decision about an escalator. How it works, how to use it.
Then again, in its simplicity, a dog can enjoy many advantages. Like having the easiest life imaginable. I mean, who gets CARRIED on an escalator. Not you, not me. This dog may appear stupid, but it knows what it has to do to secure an easy life. Any more intrinsic intelligence, and life gets harder.
I know they’ve been around for a while, but this may be the oddest group in the world. Terrible rapping, awful tattoos, and even worse lyrics.
“All up in the interweb”? Really? Well, sir, I would but the argument forward that you still ARE a loser and a psycho.
