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Those auto-tunin’ mofos the Gregory Brothers get their shawwwtie chops round this whole Charlie Sheen thang. They might be a bit late to the party, but to use Charlie’s vernacular they’ve followed the right directions and are epic bi-winning.
They must have tiger brains that bang 7 gram Martians from another terrestrial realm. In the kingdom of win, Charlie Sheen is the many-headed king.
Even in the Galactic Empire’s tool of planetary destruction, the Death Star, they’ve got to eat. Darth may sound like he could inhale soup but he needs his nourishment, what with all the choking and throwing.
And where do they go? Why the Death Star canteen, of course. And it’s just like any other canteen; noisy, busy, with slops being served up by people who haven’t got a clue. Eddie Izzard knows all about it.
NASA might be able to put a man on the moon, but they haven’t launched a DIY weather balloon full of 200 paper planes into space yet, carrying messages from the world’s populace on hardcore SD Memory Cards, to the edge of the earth’s atmosphere–36,500 metres up–and paper-bombed Germany with them. That’s innovation!
What is it? No one knows, it looks like something Mad Max built when he was messed up on crazy juice. Just what exactly is going on, no one can really be sure.
But at least the guy on the bike is wearing a gas mask, safety first and all that. Come the earth-scorching, blood-raining apocalypse these are going to be your go-to guys.
While most of us spent the holidays farting turkey, skulling port, and watching the grandparents dribble, this bright young man spent it doing something that will serve him well for the rest of his life.
Well, for however long this video’s popular for anyway. And what great feat did he undertake? Why nothing less than playing the Tetris theme on The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?. Kudos to this young geek.
Some of us have useless skills like, I dunno, the ability to operate on the human brain or investigate the cosmos using innovative technologies. And then some of us have useful, valuable skills.
You know the sort, like God had singled this person out for a purpose, to advance the human race for the benefit of generations to come. And this man is one of those people. Because he can fit twenty quarters in his belly button.
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I can ‘almost’ guarantee that you have never seen the like of this before, i’m surprised that we haven’t seen more of this, the internet could almost be made for this kind of content – Amazing!
It’s SO simple, a girl, a bedroom, some music, dancing & some fine examples of the female form! I can see this sort of thing catching on! remember, you saw it here first!
Some things are beyond satire. Neti Pot is one of them. “A special “Neti Pot” is filled with warm, slightly salted water and the spout of the pot is inserted into one nostril. The position of the head and pot are adjusted to allow the water to flow out of the other nostril. The technique is not as hard or uncomfortable as one may think at first.
Every thing has its extreme version. Ironing? There’s extreme ironing where crazy people do it under water and on the edge of a Great White’s teeth. And now, behold! Extreme neti potting. Total WTF!?!
