Robin Hood Economics
This has to be one of the greatest ideas ever
Steal from the greedy and give to the needy
But something tells me the bankers won’t go for it. Bastards
Bulldog Watching Family Guy
This guy might be the missing link between dogs and humans.
He knows how a telly works, and he gets Family Guy.
All he needs is a beer and he’s pretty much a developed male.
God Vs. Satan
When the old religious debate rears its head, none of those ardent believers ever come up with cold hard stats. It’s always allusions to how Christ can help us, how the answer to all our questions is in the Bible.
Well I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers.
Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!
99 Problems On The Enterprise-D
Jay-Z’s life problems probably relate to his record label, or if the next festival he’s playing at will provide the correct towels for his dressing room. Any number of hurdles can ruin his day, apart from of course ‘a bitch’.
But never did he think that his own issues could link to the intergalactic heights of Star Trek.
Helmsman Geordi La Forge, however, can clearly take something from the rapper’s poignant words. With his own inimitable tweak. What next….Star Wars!?!
The Top 10 Coolest Fictional Cars
We all love cars, hell, even gay people and evil dictators cannot deny a fondness for a fender and a throbbing engine, it’s in our blood, our mind, and in most cases, the keys are in our pockets.
The best of all are the vehicles from film and TV – These fictional cars ROCK!
But what are the best ones i hear you ask? Don’t fret because an answer is at hand……ENJOY!
Cute Chick’s Bed Head Scare FTW!
Lets face it, pranking a chick is up there with fast & violent foriegn objects making contact with your nuts, it never fails to draw you in to see just how far the pleasure (or pain) envelope can be pushed!
This might be a mean trick to play on someone but it’s better finding this in your bed than a decapitated horse’s head.
What he should’ve done is drag a stinking drunken tramp off the street in to the house and told him to get in the bed. We can but dream!
‘Facebook’ – The Movie!
You’ve been to the website, got the app. on your phone and now you can watch the film – The only thing really left is to buy the Tee Shirt!
For those of you unfamiliar with the premise, the film is loosely based on the book ‘The Accidental Billionaires’ and it chronicles the foundation and rise of Facebook. By all accounts it actually looks pretty damn decent.
Let’s hope the nerdcore in us all can put the horrors of ‘Hackers’ to rest when this hits the big screen in October!
Cursing Rally Driving Co-driver FTW!
Clare Stages Rally – Ireland: Now this is my kind of co-driver, swearing like a drunken sailor in a storm who’s just stubbed his toe, screaming obscenities at the car in front like a man possessed.
He may be foul-mouthed but at least he’s incredibly passionate. LMAO
Proof that road rage can go ‘off-road’ too!
