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I can ‘almost’ guarantee that you have never seen the like of this before, i’m surprised that we haven’t seen more of this, the internet could almost be made for this kind of content – Amazing!
It’s SO simple, a girl, a bedroom, some music, dancing & some fine examples of the female form! I can see this sort of thing catching on! remember, you saw it here first!
Have you heard about that new movie coming out with Natalie Portman, where she’s a ballet dancer who loses her mind? Yeah, me neither. But there is one and it’s got a Portman/Mila Kunis cud-munching scene.
Starting to sound a little more intriguing now, huh? Well, don’t bother going to see it, got that sex scene for you right here. How’s that for money saving ideas over the festive season? Happy perving.
Who knew that being a hand model was so important, you’d think it was just a job. Put some lotion on your hands, twirl them about a bit and watch the cheques roll in. Seems easy enough, just make sure you don’t slam them in a car door.
But no, this women is the very fabric keeping the universe together. They may well find her face and hands attached to elementary particles when they recreate the big bang at Cern. And stop it with the creepy smile already.
Meet Mr A.B.Green aka HLS Master, (that’s High Level Swag for all you normals out there). He’s the man who puts the imp in pimp, he puts the ass in badass.
If you see him chatting to your girlfriend, don’t worry, because a man like this can only repel anyone (or thing) he meets. Even animals will sense that this guy is a super douche of extremely epic proportions and will attack his eyes with a vicious, callous venom, should he get within 2 foot of them.
It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor.
Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to the beer company SABMiller dodging taxes in India and African and depriving them of aid. So it’s time to get all hysterical and start screaming “Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children!!”.
If you are a guy in a relationship then it’s probably best you watch this on your own, then delete this file, wipe your hard-drive, burn your computer, blow up your house, move to South America and never speak of it again!
Why, because what this cute chick is saying is SO true, that if your girlfriend ever found out about any of it your life would officially be over and the rest of your life would be a living hell. Ignore the fact that she is hawt and wearing pretty-much nothing, there is a message here to take heed of!
Talk about a ‘tight’ chick! – See a penny, pick it up, then a bunch of strangers in bunny costumes, banging drums, singing and dancing like a marching band of merry freaks come out of nowhere and scare the crap out of you.
Thank God she didn’t take any psychedelics that morning, otherwise this could’ve turned nasty. Seriously. WTF!?!
You have to admire this players…chest control (ahem). I’ve always said there should be more women in football. It’s only fair, isn’t it? I mean, they’re no inferior to us, are they?
Ok, it might have something to do with what happens in this video, but still – equality has never looked so good. Attractive women of the world: take your exams, don the shirt and start pulling out the yellows and reds. Oh, and remember: no sports bras allowed.
