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In the name of science this tireless pioneer jacks up the voltage on these plasma balls to see how much they can take. Will they give up like a couple of pussies or will they cry out for more?
If it wasn’t for the incredible efforts of valiant men like this, we’d still be worshipping fake deities while howling at the moon.
Trust a psychiatrist to get all clever about the ‘divided brain’ and drone on about how it’s profoundly altered human behaviour, culture and society. Whatevs! The only intelligent response to Mr Iain McGilchrist blithering on is to say “Your mum’s a divided brain!”.
Because it’s only be having that sort of vastly perceptive debate that we can move onwards and really learn about ourselves and come to understand the cosmic order and our place within it.
And to think, science-fiction told us the machine uprising would come from defense technology, but no, as ever reality is far more ordinary. You’re just un-boxing your new Central Station monitor, you’re excited, you got some new gear, then the technological singularity slaps you in the face.
Next thing you know we’re being grown in pods while our mechanical overlords are harvesting our bioelectrical energy to snack on. Time to fight back.
JD have launched its first ever nationwide campaign to find 16 people to be the ‘The Face of JD’ with the lucky winners will appear in the company’s November nationwide advertising campaign:
The search has begun on Facebook where entrants can submit a photo to be voted on by the community. JD isn’t looking for supermodels; they want real people with real style and the confidence to match.
If you had a chance to choose some poignant words that would act as a label for yourself and your life, what would you choose? It’s not as easy as you might think. It’s almost like writing an epitaph for the life you are still living.
Take these people for example, living along the most famous of American highways, Route 66. Random people, random lives, all with one thing in common that connects them all. Life might not seem so diverse, but deep down we are all unique individuals.
The Time Lord is a bit of a randy bugger, it’s all that traversing the space-time continuum. It makes a man lonely, and when he’s surrounded by beautiful women. Well, it’s only a matter of, erm, time.
Don’t think any less of him, at least he just does it in his pants and doesn’t get it all over the TARDIS. He is just a man, after all.
Science is cool, ok, so it might be a complete biatch to learn what you need to learn to make it through college, but never lose sight of the fact that….it really is COOL!
However, for those of us whose braincells were not genetically developed to process such learning, auto-tuned science is infinitely cooler!
If you’re going to parody Rebecca Black’s “My Moment”, then why the hell not do it wearing a wolf suit. If only Ms Black herself was a little more interesting and decided to dress up in various animal suits like an extra from Where The Wild Things Are, then she might get less hate from the internet.
These guys and girl know how to rock a town centre in middle England, you just need a some punk pixel noise and a chiptune solo. Done.
