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To bust a cap in yo sorry aiss. People think of Doctor Who and they think what a well-mannered English gent he is. But people forget just what a badass, gun-toting gangsta he was. No matter what get-up he’s busting he’ll be holding some futuristic firearm.
They see him traversing the space-time continuum, they hatin’. Don’t mess with the good doctor or he will superfly yo’ pathetic face into the middle of the next millennium.
So you like Batman, huh? And you like film noir? Of course you do, you’re cool, right? Well then you’re going to love this fan-fiction Batman short. Oh, I forgot it has Wolverine in it to and he has a scrap with Batman.
It’s got a Sin City aesthetic and it’s pretty dark and arty too, and it sees a retired Bats angry, old and very drunk. And who better to take out your impotent alcohol-fuelled frustrations on than that dick-loving Logan guy.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! Queen’s greatest hit gets set to the visuals of the memetic internets. What it amounts to is nigh on perfection, featuring all your favs from around the tubes, like Forever Alone Guy, Aww Yea Guy, Poker Face — it’s like a high school reunion set to the tune of the 1970s.
For a song whose lyrics made no sense, now it all makes sense, it all becomes clear, the clouds have parted, there’s the sun. Is the real life? Mommaaaaaaaaa!
So the PSN network went down due to Anonymous or some faceless hacktivists attacking it because of some random cause, and it was a traumatic time for many people. Just how were they going to spend their time now? Go outside? For a walk? Dear God no.
Maybe you did what these guys did, instead of getting your senseless killing online, you got it for real. Because what are friends for if you can’t beat and shoot the crap out of them.
Daleks, more deadly than your mom & dad after you’ve thrown a party & trashed the house, the ultimate terror of the universe, but totally misunderstood!
Add to that they are crap at hitting on Doctor Who’s cute assistant, Rose Tyler. If you think about it they’re not a lot different than the average teenager. A total and complete pain in the ass!
Deep in the rain forests of the Amazon it looks like the horror of Starship Troopers has finally come true, there is some kind of large smart bug spreading infection amongst the local population and it aint pretty!
Scientist Dr Javier Holavez has discovered an entirely new genus that has a very distinctive insect bite that changes the genetical behavior of it’s victim into something scary and now it looks like the infection has reached the human population and the virus is spreading FAST!!!
A long time ago, like in the 1980s or something, there was a trailer & it was used to advertise a film. This is the story of that trailer. Not really, this is a bunch of work shy film students trying to make a formulaic action trailer for the movie moguls of L.A.
Will they shake the very foundations of Hollywood? Or will they wish they hadn’t missed half their classes down the bar drinking cheap beer & discussing what you call a Whopper in Paris?
OK, so Easter might have passed but it doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy some Cadbury’s Creme Eggs being dessicated, burnt, battered, boiled and generally mistreated. They deserve it, just think of all the pounds of weight they’ve added to your flabby body.
It’s basically a science lesson, but like all the best science lessons it involves fire and destroying things and all the fun stuff that outside of a laboratory you’d be told off for doing.
