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Could a pair of jeans beat you in an arm wrestle. Probably. Could a ginger kid on a scooter get more chicks than you? Definitely! Here’s a pair of jeans built using space technology are put to the test by a guy flying around on a scooter like a ninja who’s tired of walking places.
The jeans survive, proving they’re stronger than Superman’s bogeys and could definitely have your dad in a fight. And remember, chicks dig heros!
That’s the trouble with ninjas, they could be hiding in your room right now secretly watching you like the covert masters of stealth that they are. You may’ve had a ninja stalking you your entire life, but don’t try to take them down, it’ll only make them madder.
The best way to deal with them is to let them be–and always, always let them have your gold. Especially Lego ninjas.
Dwarf Vader likes nothing more than hanging out with his mate Lee the dwarf Storm Trooper. Shooting the breeze, going down the boozer, maybe sneaking out for a quick spliff.
But that’s the life of a former Jedi knight who’s turned to the darkside only to have his legs lightsabered off at the knees and now finds himself half the height he was.
Spock’s always looking in that goddamn scanner, the man’s obsessed with it. But it’s because it’s how he accesses his Facebook profile, so he’s always checking for updates. He may be half Vulcan but his human side surfaces when it comes to finding out what his old class mates are up to.
And guess who turns up in this part, none other than Captain “Make it so!” Picard. Two starship captains? Let the cosmic battle of egos commence.
What would be your dream job? How about designing video games that are exploring new creative possibilities and pushing the medium to its limits? We’re seeing new generations of game designers ripping up the rule book and using their energies and imaginations to stretch the platform’s capabilities.
Gamers who honed their craft as hobbyists and invest their creations with great passion, wit and wonder. And who doesn’t want to play games like that?
Time to get all ‘Hotel California’ and repeat the mantra, “You can check in, but you can never leave”, which is true in your case because you are running the place. Keep the demanding guests happy at ALL costs!
It might sound like a pretty weird basis for a game but it is strangely addictive as your hotel fills up and your guests get evermore demanding (what do they need all those batteries for?) and angry – good luck! — Click HERE to play.
We’ve all seen that Dead Island trailer. It’s heart breaking stuff, especially if you’re a sucker for some emotional piano music and a good old zombie infestation– two things which are a winning combo.
And now, here comes the literal interpretation. Watch it and feel all depressed and stuff. Those damn undead, so uncaring and flesh hungry.
OK everyone, are we sitting comfortably? Yes? It’s time for some edumacation courtesy of those brainy old boxes over at RSA Animate. Just how is language a looking glass into the soul, you ask?
Well, we use language to create the world around us. Much like an artist uses art to make arty stuff, we use language to abuse and harass people and get what the hell we want. At least, I think that’s what Steven Pinker meant.
