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When you’ve just made the beast with two backs, done some horizontal jogging, played hide the sausage, then you want the world to know about it, right?
And what better way to express your virility than to put that hot love action into a song and shout it from the rooftops; let your friends know, your parents, your wife.
So, it now seems the iPad is the musical instrument du jour for the discerning pop star about town. And playing live? Forget using a stage, that was so 1998.
Now it’s all about an impromptu gig at your local mobile phone retailer, preferably you have a friend who works there and can grant you access to the iPad store cupboard. More street than concrete!
So, TRON: Legacy’s coming out in case you hadn’t noticed the trailers flooding the internet at regular intervals. And it seems like Disney has used every opportunity possible to merchandise everything they possibly can, from light-trail-leaving mouse pads to keyboards to women’s shoes.
But, all of that woeful garbage fades into neon trails of insignificance compared to this: the Tron Lightcycle. Come one, don’t be all cynical and mature, you don’t need to be a fanboy to appreciate this. It’s all fun and games until you career off the road and crash into the school bus, ending in a fireball that they can see in the next state.
Get ready for some bedazzling bum-chum broomstick action and make with the lolz people as cut-up maverick Cassetteboy sinks his magnetic fangs into the latest Harry Botter and rips it a newbie making it a far more entertaining film in this short trailer than the entire lametard movie franchise in its entirety.
Yeah, that’s right, Harry Potter sucks Voldemort’s hairy ass crack. Still, it makes for an interesting twist in the formulaic plot!
Hitler is referenced so much they really should start using this scale in politics. Early adopters could possibly be Glenn Beck as everything on that show is already compared to the Nazi’s anyhow.
I wonder, how many megaHitlers would Universal healthcare be?
It can be confusing to describe a balloon race across the internet. And that’s not because it’s a confusing game, it’s just because it’s a balloon race. Across the internet.
The race course that all the balloons fly through is made up of loads and loads of websites. Each website has the race course floating over the top of it. It’s very easy to play, so we recommend you get stuck in and enjoy!
The internet is a scary place, for many reasons, it’s a playground where you decide what happens, who you play with, and who you want to play with you. The possibilities are seemingly endless and that’s where the nightmare of realization rears it’s ugly head – What the HELL would you do if it wasn’t there?
It doesn’t bear thinking about, it’s always gonna be there, right? Getting bigger, better and faster every day, with more wonders to behold….. But what, yes, WHAT the hell would you do if you didn’t have the chance to log-in and tune out?
Wikileaks has had a fair bit of press coverage recently due to the ’slightly’ epic amounts of US goverment documents relating to the Iraq war. Naughty Americans!
Not one to shy away from a controversy, Dan Bull weighs in on the latest documents uncovered – Predictably he thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread and he spends nearly four toe tapping minutes rapping about why.
