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They say that you should never burn your bridges, but no one ever said anything, as far as i can recall, about blowing them up!? So start setting those fuses!
This is a game where you get to plant high explosives and brutally murder soldiers and destroy tanks & jeeps. It’s okay though because they’re obviously baddies. They are most likely Nazi-zombies from Russia or something like that.
Most freaks who love Star Wars have greasy hair, smell of basement mould, are as annoying as Jar-Jar Binks on helium, and have faces that look like Yoda’s nutsack.
You won’t get them doing exercise, but if somehow you tied it into their favourite film series. Hmm…
Halloween’s approaching, which means lots of girls in skimpy clothes — bonus — and you get to scare the living crap out of your buddies and little bro, and no one can bust your ass for it.
But instead of having to go about the labourious business of setting up a trick, use this instead and do it from the comfort of your own basement. It’s a total WIN-WIN situation!
This would be a road test to end all road tests, saving the world from the devastation wrought by an out of control weather machine. If a car can save the world from the impending apocalypse then that certainly beats being able to take a corner at 60mph.
It’s like the mutant motorized bastard offspring of Snake Plissken and Frodo Baggins. Bet it could kick Optimus Prime’s ass as well.
Man I love these RSA animations. Not sure if it’s that satisfyingly squeaky pen. Or the amazing drawings. Maybe its the amazing ability at conveying one of those ‘Ohh Yeah’ points that people might say in other contexts, but you just don’t get. Not sure.
One thing’s for sure: if these videos were used in lectures, everyone would be around 40% cleverer. For sure. Awesome images to couple an interesting point. Funny as well. Education system sorted.
Ever wondered just how pure bottled water is? You know, those stunning ads of mountains & glaciers and all that “It’s SO good for you!” crap! Well, prepare to run to the nearest tap and down gallons of….tap water!
Derek (why would his parents name him that?) goes “Inside the Bottle” and exposes the billion dollar lie we’ve all been made to swallow. It’s enough to make you turn to drinking beer….*Wait!
So this is why China produces better, miniaturized versions of the things we make. It’s because they’re smaller. Makes sense really. Smaller people make smaller, more efficient things. Simple.
I wish I could own an army of those guys to improve all aspects of my tech life. Or maybe just to clean my house for me. Surely Samsung can’t be the only ones to benefit. Forget cuts to spending and benefits, the government should introduce a team of mini workers to each household in Britain. We’d have more time to work and spend money, thus boosting the economy. Sounds viable to me.
This must have taken an age to set up. This guy is really committed to testing the small print on products. Maybe he’s the guy that knows that watches are resistant to a certain depth. He’s down there, risking his life testing them all. Dolls with forks? Shark attacks? Man this is some robust memory. Shame the human brain isn’t the same.
This should be the official training routine of the British Armies. Forget firing ranges and obstacle courses, you ain’t fit for war unless you’ve withstanded what the Samsung Memory Card has been through. Simple.
