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Right, you better get watching straight away, because this list will take you quite some time (there’s likely over 2000 hours of movie watching to do).
Add to that all the other must-see movies that are going to come out between now and your inevitable demise, and it’s time to lock the basement door and start torrenting right away. And you’re not allowed out until you’ve seen every single one.
Screen Junkies take a look back at the first Spider-Man trilogy, and point out some things that may’ve passed you by—like, it’s the same movie remade three times.
At the time Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man films were considered the high watermark of superhero movies (well, apart from the third one which was total and utter pants) but looking back on them, maybe we were all just really stoned or something.
If you’re a fan of the greatest drama about a meth-making chemistry teacher on television, then this wonderfully crafted montage will help you with the withdrawals since it ended.
Set to evocative music and concocted from some of the most emotional scenes from the series, Alexandre Gasulla pays dues to the transformation of Walter White from dad to all-powerful crazed meth-king of America.
So maybe you were a big fan of Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man movie, but the guys at Cinema Sins don’t seem too keen on it.
Because in the 11 minutes or less of take down this movie receives, it manages to accumulate more sins on the sin counter than The Amazing Spider-Man reboot. WTF!
If ever you needed a reason not to botox your face into a frozen expressionless freak of a form, this is it.
This montage of the worst cries from the Real Housewives of Orange County, New York City, Atlanta, New Jersey, DC, Miami and Beverly Hills shows what it’s like when real emotion meets fake faces. And it’s not pretty.
If someone told you the internets can’t bring you joy and happiness, then they haven’t seen this video.
Because who wouldn’t have a beaming smile on their face and a spring in their step after hearing Arnie sing “Jenny and Me” in Commando: The Musical.
Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace was one of the best comedies ever made—it was on TV way back when in 2004, and centered around a doctor who battled evil forces in a hospital in Romford.
It was a perfect pastiche of low-budget 80s TV parodying poor production values, crap FX, cheesy dialogue and wooden acting. This is a DVD extra where the cast of the show and Garth (a horror writer) reflect upon the series. And it’s totally fangasmic.
There may be no such thing as a sea-dwelling T-Rex, but so what? That won’t stop the premise of this B movie about a Poseidon T-Rex, Spanish treasure and expendable twenty-somethings.
Oh yeah, and the T-Rex is trying to protect her eggs, so she gets all angry and rampaging when they’re disturbed. First Sharktopus then Sharknado, now this. Whatever next.
