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Darth Vader is such a whore for the man, here he is shucking his wares selling products. It used to be about the Empire, about the dark side and pure evil.
Now look at him, happy to star in any old commercial, as long as it allows him to get that Death Star shaped swimming pool at his new mansion on Endor
How you doing for time? Got a spare 40 minutes? Of course you have, what else do you have to do? Work? Pah! That can wait.
Instead watch this fan film tribute to Star Wars, with tip-top special effects and a cast that doesn’t feature Jar Jar Binks, it’s like the prequel we always wanted.
Everyone loves the part in the movie where the camera pans in on a character’s anguished face as they open their mouth wide and scream an ear-piercing “NOOOOO!”.
You’d be lying to yourself if you said that you didn’t. And here’s 20 characters all edited together for your convenience, all screaming “NOOOOOO!” YES!
Good old Charlie Brooker, here he gives a spot on parody of lazy news editing, taken from his awesome TV shows Newswipe.
He manages to inform, take the piss, all while using their own methods for ridiculing them. One thing we should all take away from this: we need more lighthouse-keeper-getting-beheaded-by-a-lazer-beam graphics on the news.
If you breath oxygen, then you need to see this documentary. Because who doesn’t love that little furry red freak that enriched our little lives when we were knee high to a grasshopper and the world was one big playground.
The documentary chronicles the story of Kevin Clash, the man behind Elmo, from his days as an ambitious working-class kid in Baltimore to his current career as the artist behind one of the most popular puppets of all time.
Star Wars comes out on blue-ray to make sure George Lucas doesn’t go longer than about two years before making some money off some films he made over 30 years ago.
And, just to make sure you don’t feel like you’re getting completely ripped off, he’s added some deleted scenes. They mainly feature Darth Vader saying “no” a lot.
Just when you thought it was safe to go hiking without the fear of being abducted and having your mouth sewn to someone’s a-hole, along comes this, the sequel. And nothing really says it better than the official blurb:
“The story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film in the series, The Human Centipede, and uses sandpaper to pleasure himself whilst watching the film. He decides to create a “human centipede” of his own, this time comprised of twelve victims as opposed to the first film’s three.” Scientifically inaccurate horror films. Fuck yeah.
The film about that park full of giant extinct lizards who run amok and spawn 2 sequels gets this neat little infographic about the raptors. What we can take away from it is raptors are obviously awesome, but highly dangerous and predatory.
So if you do decide to create a theme park populated with dinosaurs cloned from the DNA extracted from insects preserved in prehistoric amber, then maybe go easy on the raptors.
