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Those trees might look all innocent, standing there all tall and that, growing real slow and looking like they’re just minding their own, enjoying the sunlight and ingesting carbon dioxide.
But! There’s another side to them, a side that it takes a special kind of person to see. And believe me, these guys are very special indeed.
They’re spreading. These weird insects with a flower for a head; first they were discovered in the remote Amazon jungle, then they’ve slowly been making appearances outside of their native home.
What to do? Should we be afraid, excited, should we eat it? Should we take it home as a pet and breed them? Or should we kill it with fire?
Deep in the rain forests of the Amazon it looks like the horror of Starship Troopers has finally come true, there is some kind of large smart bug spreading infection amongst the local population and it aint pretty!
Scientist Dr Javier Holavez has discovered an entirely new genus that has a very distinctive insect bite that changes the genetical behavior of it’s victim into something scary and now it looks like the infection has reached the human population and the virus is spreading FAST!!!
If there’s one question that’s balancing in restless anticipation on the very tip of everyone’s tongues it’s: What next for reality TV? Well, you’ll be glad to know it involves killer dolphins, bimbos, drag queens, space, love, hate, weight loss, and a bunch of other crazy stuff that will blow your skull wide open. The only thing missing is celebrity zombies and Simon Cowell being sexually ravaged by horny cetaceans.
Your first thoughts will be why are these mime artists moving so slowly, have they slipped through a temporal wormhole into another reality where time…ticks…really…slowly? But there’s reason behind their snail-like incremental movements—and it’s not just to freak stoners out.
It’s so you get to watch the world whizzing past them, a bit like Neo in the Matrix, if Neo was in an art collective that looked like a bunch of circus rejects.
Those auto-tunin’ mofos the Gregory Brothers get their shawwwtie chops round this whole Charlie Sheen thang. They might be a bit late to the party, but to use Charlie’s vernacular they’ve followed the right directions and are epic bi-winning.
They must have tiger brains that bang 7 gram Martians from another terrestrial realm. In the kingdom of win, Charlie Sheen is the many-headed king.
When it came to God dishing out impressions of rabid dogs that could frighten the terminator, this guy was first on the list. Not content with just explaining the story he practically turns into the dogs in question in some kind of method acting metamorphosis.
And just look at his long-suffering wife. Pushed aside as he gets caught up in his intense performance. In makes you wonder, maybe this man is actually a dog impersonating a human. Reerarararererarae!
We’ve all seen that Dead Island trailer. It’s heart breaking stuff, especially if you’re a sucker for some emotional piano music and a good old zombie infestation– two things which are a winning combo.
And now, here comes the literal interpretation. Watch it and feel all depressed and stuff. Those damn undead, so uncaring and flesh hungry.
