Well, well. Get your NSFW hunch on because this one’s not only got mutating naked flesh in it, but it’s weird as well. So not only will colleagues/loved ones/the cat think you’re a pervert, which they probably do anyway if they’ve ever looked at your search history.
But the morphing orgy of melting bodies growing out from one another will certainly put you on the 4chan-wouldn’t-even tolerate-this freak list. But don’t worry about all that, it’s worth it for the hot chicks.
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This poor dog knows there’s something wrong. His canine sensors are going haywire, he knows he’s about to be embarassed, but, he doesn’t quite know why. Something isn’t quite right. Everyone’s looking at him and his legs feel weird.
Ah well, he thinks, I’ll just set off anyway. That woman behind the camera seems to think it’d be a good idea, and I can’t stand here forever. Here goes… Oh no, this isn’t right at all. Not at all. What the fuck’s happening to my legs? Jesus. I need a lie down. Stop laughing. No, seriously.
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Ahhh, Christmas, a time when families come together and enjoy the goodwill of the festive season, snuggle up inside their homes and feel safe from the elements and danger of the outside world – WRONG!!!
It’s all too easy to get caught up in the moment when it comes to decorating your home in the Christmas period. But did you know that 400 families get attacked by Christmas decorations every festive season. And that’s just in Wyoming.
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It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor.
Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to the beer company SABMiller dodging taxes in India and African and depriving them of aid. So it’s time to get all hysterical and start screaming “Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children!!”.
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I love stuff like this, it’s another of those meaningful emotional indie games that have minimal gaming elements but the propensity to make you cry like a baby (if you’re so inclined).
Anyway, this one has you saving a bunch of apple picking Mexicans from Nazis! The music will lull you into a feeling that it is essential that you play this for the rest of your life!
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Nicholas Cage has never been a favourite actor of mine. Because, well, he can’t act. He cannot act. Not only is he thespianically challenged, but also intensely annoying. This, as you can imagine, is a film which attracts my interest.
A 4 minute trailer for a feature film with Cage losing his mind? I’d book in advance, front row seat and stock up on gargantuan amounts of popcorn. That’d serve him right for ruining The Wickerman. I’m not happy till I see him in a straight-jacket
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Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?
Don’t mess with this guy and don’t mess with his Pokemon, because he knows they will f#ck you up. Especially Pikachu. Oh, and Jigglypuff’s hot, yo.
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Get ready for some bedazzling bum-chum broomstick action and make with the lolz people as cut-up maverick Cassetteboy sinks his magnetic fangs into the latest Harry Botter and rips it a newbie making it a far more entertaining film in this short trailer than the entire lametard movie franchise in its entirety.
Yeah, that’s right, Harry Potter sucks Voldemort’s hairy ass crack. Still, it makes for an interesting twist in the formulaic plot!
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