There is a lovely tranquility about this video. It’s something unique to cats, that delicate elegance. You wouldn’t get 2 dogs practising a gentle, conservative martial art. No way. Sniffing each other’s arses? Yep. Biting each others faces? No problem. Beautiful, calm movements…no way.
No wonder they say people with the feline species live longer. They are a tranquil influence on even the most fretted minds. These guys are in combat, allegedly, and still they manage to transfix and reduce stress. And they’re so uniform as well. Anyone could be forgiven for thinking a mirror was involved.
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Halloween’s approaching, which means lots of girls in skimpy clothes — bonus — and you get to scare the living crap out of your buddies and little bro, and no one can bust your ass for it.
But instead of having to go about the labourious business of setting up a trick, use this instead and do it from the comfort of your own basement. It’s a total WIN-WIN situation!
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City’s Sheikh owners probably have enough money to buy gold plated footballers. They don’t need to worry about bargains, good deals or value for money. But, perhaps unexpectedly, the towel headed money guzzlers may just have bagged themselves a 2 for 1 deal.
In securing Joe Hart, they clearly have a man who can both stop goals AND run the 100 metres. Maybe they could cash in money on off days when he enters races and tournaments. Usain Bolt: watch your back.
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Ever wondered just how pure bottled water is? You know, those stunning ads of mountains & glaciers and all that “It’s SO good for you!” crap! Well, prepare to run to the nearest tap and down gallons of….tap water!
Derek (why would his parents name him that?) goes “Inside the Bottle” and exposes the billion dollar lie we’ve all been made to swallow. It’s enough to make you turn to drinking beer….*Wait!
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Talk about a ‘tight’ chick! – See a penny, pick it up, then a bunch of strangers in bunny costumes, banging drums, singing and dancing like a marching band of merry freaks come out of nowhere and scare the crap out of you.
Thank God she didn’t take any psychedelics that morning, otherwise this could’ve turned nasty. Seriously. WTF!?!
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This is disturbing for many reasons. So many reasons. Firstly, there is no evidence whether this is a man or a woman. None whatsoever. Also, he/she is singing a Katy Perry song, and he/she looks strangely like a very, very fat Russel Brand.
Picture the scene – Russel starts using heroin again. Katy leaves him. He’s desperate, inconsolable. With no one to turn to, he begins eating, a lot. Then – in an attempt to win back the absent popstar, he makes this video and puts it onto the internet. Think of it as a modern day love letter. A viral piece of chivalry. I doubt it would work. So let us just point and laugh.
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I could do that. Easy. Well, when I say I could do that, I actually I mean I absolutely cannot do that and could never do it in a million years even if I spent day and night practicing every little aspect of it in the hope of performing what we witness in the video.
It’s mind boggling. Also, when you see break dancers, they usually wear a little hat to protect their head when they do the spin thing. This guy doesn’t need one. Jeez, the muscles in his neck must be stronger than all the strength in my body put together. Well…I bet he can’t roll his tongue. I can.
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Wow. If you were a lady dog, you know, a bitch, who had perhaps had a little too much fun and gone home with a questionable man dog, you would not want to wake up and discover it to look like this. Not only is it quivering, but some fairly ropey sounds are emanating from it’s nose and mouth.
Or maybe, as the title suggests, this dog is in fact possessed by some evil spirit. Maybe Satan himself. The dog version. Whatever the diagnosis, he’s pretty embarassed once he wakes up. Poor pooch.
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