Blair VS. Brown
Here we have a futuristic look at the tussles and disharmony between a partially sighted man and a twat
It’s all current and relevant as well, what with the latter’s book release
I hope this video rendering is what Blair missed out
Give Me Fast Food!
Sometimes you just really really need fast food
You can’t explain it, but when you get that niggling, aching urge – nothing can prevent you from satisfying your desire
Not even glass
Ducks: Revealed
I’ve always been suspicious of ducks. The way they look at you, the way they move…
Well – here’s scientific proof that I was right to be wary
I’m never feeding one again. I bet they don’t even like bread anyway.
Attenborough’s Centipede
David Attenborough will go to the furthest corners of the globe and study the weirdest, most dangerous creatures.
He flinches from nothing, all in the name of the BBC nature programme output.
But isn’t this just a little too far old chap?
Intoxicated Fail!
The music makes this clip that little more special.
Do you think he ever made it home, or was he forever confined to that street in a grey UK town? And what the hell had he been drinking?
I have my doubts though. I fear he is on something stronger. Something designed to subdue horses.
Bulldog Watching Family Guy
This guy might be the missing link between dogs and humans.
He knows how a telly works, and he gets Family Guy.
All he needs is a beer and he’s pretty much a developed male.
Don’t Go To South London
I don’t know what to think of this particular story. At all.
Did he find it? Was it a policeman? Or maybe an unfortunate customs officer plucked it from his bowels during a rigorous border search.
Either way, maybe it’s better to stick to other parts of London where good old-fashioned gun crime reigns supreme.
Tom Cruise Spoof
The fact that this clip of Tom Cruise is closer to the truth than you might think makes it all the better.
“I can fly…Ok? I can fly”
In fact. Is there any actual evidence this footage isn’t the shortarsed Scientologist himself?
