Stovies, in case you didn’t know you uncouth heathen scum, are a Scottish delicacy containing the rarefied ingredients of potato, onion, and left over meat. Then they’re stewed in beef dripping or lard or butter or the fat of a wandering Snorlax and then eaten. They taste better if you’re totally cunted on whiskey too.

And another thing you probably didn’t know, Dustin Hoffman fookin’ loves ‘em. He loves them so much he hopes to die and enter a paradise where there’s a never ending stovie for him to chow on for all eternity.