We all know the perils of going on holiday: arguing with the other half about where to eat, buying tacky gifts that looked awesome in 90 degree heat, and being sat on by elephants. That last one can put a real damper on moving around and sightseeing and stuff, so do try to avoid it if you can.

But if you can’t, then at least get some insurance that covers getting trampled on by large land mammals. Epic Failage.