It’s good to be drunk, the alcohol pumping through your veins as you hurtle along at 188mph narrowly avoiding running over pedestrians you goddamn boozed up douche dick. Yeah, drink drivers, they are pretty low on the list of decent human beings.

But just check out this Russian dude, there’s no need to breathalyse him, the clue here is the fact that he’s holding a pack of cigarettes which he’s mistaken for his mobile phone and is attempting to use them to make a phone call. That can be a real giveaway to the police. They’re pretty sharp like that.