Sushi gets a fast food bukake with Big Mac French fries bacon sushi, chicken nugget nigiri, and other artery clogging concoctions that will make you eyes turn into transfat holes of sludge just from watching the video.

I’m waiting for the day they go all out and eat salad leaves covered in cod liver oil, with soya granule sprinkles, aloe vera dip, sandwiched between whole wheat bread with a side of walnut halves. Next week, they fast.