Next time you walk past a homeless guy and throw a penny at his mangy dog, remember that man could be the undiscovered voice (and face) of radio.

Take this bum for instance (question: why do homeless people always have to wear camouflage gear?), looking at him you’d think he was a talentless swine whose only redeeming feature was he could chew off a rat’s head when he got real hungry.

But no, he’s got a voice cut from the finest silk. No doubt the power of the internet will finance his own station, paid for with digitised hope.