It is true – Apple products are undoubtedly a triumph of marketing. Yeah they’re ace and sleek and lovely and easy to use…but we probably think we need the products more than we actually do. So, I present to you, the latest non-released, soon to be packaged and advertised product from Steve Jobs: the iFad.

Of course, you almost certainly did these types of things when you were 3 and sure, it all looks pretty facile and basic. But not when that lovely Apple logo gets its grip on you. Look directly into its smooth curves and, Hey Presto, a product has instant intrinsic value. Im pre-ordering mine now.