There’s something that baby knows on 0:20 secs that no-one else does. Maybe it’s this guys son and he’s seen how darn dreadful he is at hand eye co-ordination.

Why you welcome an audience to see you try break through 10 slabs of stone I’ll never know, even if you could, you know, do it.

This guy has the black belt, he’s got the white dressing gown and he works the slow build-up. He just…can’t…make…contact!