You’d think that after consuming your body weight in beer, throwing your partner around on the dancefloor would be dangerous. Especially if you introduce ‘Du Hast’ by Rammestein as the song of choice to dance to.

But no, it just looks like lots and lots of fun, until someone falls over, snaps their leg off and has someone’s eye out with it. And here i was, thinking that? dancing was less than manly.