Oh God, someone plz rip out my eyes with a blunt wooden stake and feed me to the wolves, Twilight is back in town…….But WAIT!

Now this is more like it. I’d be screaming my throat dry & weeping profusely from maddening lust if this was what the Twilight movies were like: Sweet-ass chicks making out in their underwear.

Robert Pattinson, go suck a sparkly dick!