Yay Adam Buxton, yay! Buxto Buckles knows what the Festive Xmas Seasonings is all about, it’s about Morrissey songs being featured out of context and causing controversy when, really, who gives a fuckeroo?
All everyone really cares about is whether their loved ones and hated ones are going to get them an iPad 2. If they really did care for you then they’d know material goods are a manifestation of unconditional love.
It was just a normal Friday night in South London in 1990. But it wasn’t, because this was the night that Louis Theroux, Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish decided to change hip-hop dance culture forever with their moves to Dee Lite’s classic “Groove Is In The Heart”.
To this day it still stands as a watershed moment in the history of dancing, when three men came together and showed the world something beautiful.
G’day mate! There’s nothing like getting the news that your tinny drinking, kangaroo shagging cousin from daaaan under is coming over for a little visit. It’s enough to make a grown man cry.
And cry Tom Cruise does. It’s devastating news for someone of Tom’s stature, what will his highfalutin Hollywood chums say when his bedraggled pom-hating Australian brethren turn up? He’ll afta throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate.
The tide has turned, in these end days, it’s no longer cool to hate the police. That was so 1988. Get with the 21st century.
It’s now the cool thing to help out your local constabulary, so pick up a truncheon, put a blue tit on your head, and go crack some skulls!
It was a dark day for the anchormen and women of the British news programmes as they sat shuffling awkwardly in their seats waiting to report on nothing.
Yes, it was the day that nothing was happening anywhere in the world, so the news people had nothing to do but stand around and try to look like they weren’t just a waste of salary.
Monty Buggershop-Hooty, author of Cooking With A Top Hat and Wilderness Ponce, takes to the mean greenery of the British woodland to uncover the many wonders that lie there.
Like, for instance, the poo snake, that rare creature who slithers about the forests leaving trails of fecal matter. Delightful.
