If there’s one thing more terrifying than being ripped apart by an army of flesh-eating monsters from beyond the grave, it’s a feature film version of Location, Location, Location.
What could be more harrowing than having to sit through two hours of total numpties looking for a semi-detached in Tolworth. Brrrr.
Cowboys, dinosaurs in space, mech-warriors, baby angels, Daleks — if this trailer for series seven of Dr. Who doesn’t get you wet, then you need to check your pulse.
It looks like it’s going to be an epic season for fans of the doctor, along with some heartache too. What’s not to like?
If you watch the BBC’s Sherlock you’ll know how the world’s best detective can instantly analyse a scene just be looking at it.
But sometimes even the greatest mind on earth can get a bit confused. And sometimes stuff’s just there because, well, just because.
The news hasn’t sounded this good since The Day Today made a mockery of it way back over a 1000 years ago in the 1990s. Cassetteboy uses his cut and paste editing skills to take the “BBC out of context”.
If only the news was this amusing every day, or the least they could do is have Cassetteboy edit the previous day’s headlines into mega-lulz and run it at the end of the programme.
Internet troll Nimrod Severn spends his time popping up on RIP tribute sites and leaves offensive messages full of racist bile. What a lovely chap he is. So the BBC tracks him down and confronts him in the street Roger Cook-style.
Safe to say he’s a bit of an arrogant twat, but the best line comes at the end from the reporter. “So there you go, an internet troll–that’s what they look like”. Indeed.
In England kids moan about having to eat greens and not getting McD’s once a week. In the Venezualan jungle things are a little different. When kids want a snack, they can’t just go to the shop and buy a Kit Kat .
Instead they have to hunt down the world’s most venomous spider, a goliath birdeater which is the size of a dinner plate.
Matt’s a happy to help kind of guy, you know the sort who likes to offer a hand when he sees a woman carrying a heavy load or a tray with lots of drinks.
Thing is though, like most guys Matt’s got an ulterior motive. He’s happy to help, but just don’t mention the boyfriend. K?
No one does nature like the Big British Castle, and here they are in the Antarctica filming *dramatic music* the ice finger of DEATH!
As brine from the sea ice sinks, a ‘brinicle’ forms creating a web of ice that freezes everything it comes into contact with, and the sea floor gets royally f’d.
