Nothing says it’s Christmas like the crew of HMS Ocean singing the Mariah Carey Christmas classic, draped in tinsel, dressed as presents, sitting on the toilet — it doesn’t matter what they do.
So come on, get those hands in the air, wave ‘em like you just don’t care and sing along with the guys and girls from the Royal Navy. Christmas No.1 ftw.
Every Chrimbo the Disciples love to get together and have a few jars, slap each other on the back and talk about the good old days.
And it’s good times all round until you-know-who turns up to lord it up like the son of God. Jesus can be such a douche on his birthday.
If you’re thinking generously this Christmas and you want to buy your little one a bike for them to get all excited about on Christmas morning, then you might want to go somewhere else other than Halfords.
There are stories of people buying bikes where Halfords have put the forks on backwards, so this advert is a more accurate portrayal than the original one.
Yay Adam Buxton, yay! Buxto Buckles knows what the Festive Xmas Seasonings is all about, it’s about Morrissey songs being featured out of context and causing controversy when, really, who gives a fuckeroo?
All everyone really cares about is whether their loved ones and hated ones are going to get them an iPad 2. If they really did care for you then they’d know material goods are a manifestation of unconditional love.
Social networking, Amazon, YouTube, FourSquare, all the usual suspects are here, relating the story of Jesus’s birth through the medium of intertubes.
I’ve always thought, if you were Joseph wouldn’t you be pissed at God for getting your wife pregnant. Yeah sure you’re the Almighty but that doesn’t mean you can go messing with someone’s wife. Omnipotent or not, you just don’t do that.
Ahhh, Christmas, a time when families come together and enjoy the goodwill of the festive season, snuggle up inside their homes and feel safe from the elements and danger of the outside world – WRONG!!!
It’s all too easy to get caught up in the moment when it comes to decorating your home in the Christmas period. But did you know that 400 families get attacked by Christmas decorations every festive season. And that’s just in Wyoming.
