The smarmy pan-faced comedian gives a masterclass in how to completely destroy hecklers, punishing them for their drunken audacity.
Would-be hecklers be warned, if you go to a Jimmy Carr concert and feel the urge to heckle, just remember this video and maybe you’ll think twice.
This guy surely hasn’t watched any live stand-up, otherwise why would you fall asleep in the middle of a comedian’s show? It’s only going to end with you getting ridiculed in front of the whole audience.
But not sure if it’s worse being asleep or awake. If you’re awake you can try to defend yourself, but then you suffer the humiliation of a public pwning. At least asleep what you don’t know can’t hurt you.
Bloody women, sort yourself out! They go around, aching of stomach and with headaches moaning about how much pain they’re in. Pah! It’s pathetic, if only they knew the suffering that a man has to go through every time he gets a common cold. Now there’s pain.
They don’t even know they’re born, whereas men, they’re just bloody amazing, aren’t they? Valiant soldiers the lot of ‘em.
