Oh God, someone plz rip out my eyes with a blunt wooden stake and feed me to the wolves, Twilight is back in town…….But WAIT!
Now this is more like it. I’d be screaming my throat dry & weeping profusely from maddening lust if this was what the Twilight movies were like: Sweet-ass chicks making out in their underwear.
Robert Pattinson, go suck a sparkly dick!
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As far as the depiction of family life goes, the film market is saturated with this topic of interest.
The Hollywood representation of suburban family decline in American Beauty, for example, could be seen as a definitive example of many films like it – excellent as it is.
Film makers have long wanted to pull back the veil on the flimsy facade of something with which we are all familiar. However, few directors manage the subtlety, beauty and sadness that the Martini brothers achieve with Lymelife.
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This is an interesting short film by Ramin Bahrani, about a plastic bag and its epic journey across the barren landscapes of America searching for its maker.
But this isn’t just any plastic bag, not like the ones that douche from American Beauty was filming.
No, this plastic bag has the voice of filmmaker Werner Herzog.
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