All that stands between you and an epic fantasy quest is a few scratch and sniff game cards and a premium rate £5 per minute phone number.
Would you be able to find the dragon rose and cure your affliction or would the prospective phonebill and your dad’s toots prove too much?
It’s not often you get to see an man singing a mournful song to a recently deceased crab, so get it while it’s here.
Voiced by The Mighty Boosh’s Julian Barratt, Wormsley is part of a new kid’s animation starring Steve Coogan. Screening on Sky Atlantic over Christmas.
Having someone cover your song live in front of you must be kinda weird. Especially when the singer is this guy and he’s looking for feedback.
Still, miss Swift takes it well and manages to make her criticisms sound like they could also be compliments by staying vague.
There aren’t many great English rappers and almost none who don’t take all their cues from American rappers.
That makes Professor Elemental somewhat unique. A british rapper who makes a point of his britishness and wears it like a badge of honor. Pip pip, Tallyho.
You know what it’s like, you’re watching TV after a hard day watching a computer screen and you start to doze off. It’s something especially true of babies because they’re so lazy, so pity this poor bub as it struggles to find a sleep spot to rest its weary head–if only it wasn’t so useless.
But don’t fret, as this kind of problem has a #FailFix solution–and if you know other useless people whose idiocy could brighten up the internet with some megalulz, why not share it with the world here and be in with a chance to win $1000.
When two first class gentlemen meet by nearly walking into one another there is only one civilised way to settle matters. With a Posh Off!
They must take it in turns to one-up each other while tipping their caps and popping their monocles until they reach a well-to-do crescendo.
Going with your parents to a Frankie Boyle show when you’ve got front row tickets is what some people might call a mistake.
If you’ve got a good sense of humour though and don’t mind permanent psychological scarring in the form of mental images that can’t be purged, you should be fine.
Skate 3 was a pretty awesome game but not half as amazing as these hilarious physics-defying clips make it look.
If shenanigans of this magnitude were guaranteed in a typical play session, it would make all other video games entirely redundant.
