Be afraid: They know who you are. They know what you want. If you are looking for a good night’s sleep, I can tell you they don’t have money. But what they do have are a very particular set of skills; skills they have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you.
They might have to peep through your windows while you get jiggy on the sofa with your partner, and gross you out with horror stories about your rancid mattress, but what’s that compared to finally getting a perfect slumber in your own bed.
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The pilot episode for Showtime’s edgy new Saturday morning cartoon. If there’s one thing Dexter loves it’s science! If there’s a second thing, it’s blood.
I know this is just a spoof, but I think it’s about time someone made a kids cartoon that was a little more edgy. Maybe a cartoon serial killer is the way to go?
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If you’re old enough to remember The lackluster D&D wannabe virtual reality show Knightmare, You’ve probably romanticised it a bit and forgotten just how terrible it was.
Sure the graphics were incredible, but that doesn’t detrat from the weak-ass puzzles, storylines and godawful acting. This is so close to the actual show that you’d be forgiven for thinking it was.
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As the wife of a BMW works driver you follow countless races closely, always hoping your husband puts in a great result, coming home without a scratch.
However, Liri Farfus wanted to experience a lap of the Nordschleife by herself – and joined Augusto as a co-driver in the “Green Hell”. This is the video of her experience…
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Sick and tired of douchebags taking pictures of everything and anything and thinking they’re artistic by applying a filter?
Time to rail against it by sitting right where you are and listening to a song that mocks them mercilessly.
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HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY, SEXY HITLER! I really wasn’t on board with the whole gangnam thing until now. It just seemed like naff techno pop with a stupid dance.
Add a dash of Führer to the equation however and the whole thing is transformed into something much more hilarious. Gangnam heil!
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Call Me Maybe is catchy but to make it truly memorable they should have recorded it being sung by a couple of lasses from Tyneside in the UK.
This version is memorable alright. A couple of tuning problems aside it’s possibly the greatest thing a geordie has ever done!
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Can’t wait for the new iPhone so that you can take the most impressive pictures of your dinner yet?
Well if this video is anything to go by, the new iPhone will be right up your street. Apple are focussing all their efforts on making your pictures of food better than ever!
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