If you’re in a position of responsibility, like a teacher, then it pays to abuse that position by getting your pupils to do funny things so the internet can lol.
Look at it as you’re doing the world a service and not ridiculing these poor children and abusing their trust. Still, it’s totally ABORBZ.
Youtube’s Scooter Magruder lists 100 problems only suffered by residents of the first world.
Chances are you’re guilty of at least one of these and when you compare them to problems faced by third world countries you’ll feel like a total douche. Enjoy!
Valentines Day! The best day of the year if you happen to own a restaurant or flower shop.
Join Ashen as he looks at some crap and ruins his sofa, aided by the endless talents of Chef Excellence.
Fancy turning that weak-sauce laser pointer into a sweet-ass lazer cannon that will be the envy of the neighbourhood? Yeah you do. Well here’s how.
In just a few short minutes you can turn a doggy distraction into a doomsday machine.
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As a general rule the Scottish aren’t all that fond of the English. If you can get one of them to speak to you though, this is the sort of thing you’re likely to hear.
Putting a lock on your bedroom door is probably a good idea too, unless you want anti-English subliminals.
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Daleks, more deadly than your mom & dad after you’ve thrown a party & trashed the house, the ultimate terror of the universe, but totally misunderstood!
Add to that they are crap at hitting on Doctor Who’s cute assistant, Rose Tyler. If you think about it they’re not a lot different than the average teenager. A total and complete pain in the ass!
If there’s one question that’s balancing in restless anticipation on the very tip of everyone’s tongues it’s: What next for reality TV? Well, you’ll be glad to know it involves killer dolphins, bimbos, drag queens, space, love, hate, weight loss, and a bunch of other crazy stuff that will blow your skull wide open. The only thing missing is celebrity zombies and Simon Cowell being sexually ravaged by horny cetaceans.
What would you do if you’re in a store and a robbery took place? Probably shit yourself and start blubbering for your life. Fortunately you don’t need to answer that question, instead answer this: Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour?
A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be the hot chick, no? Preferably in leather hot pants and not much else.
