Most freaks who love Star Wars have greasy hair, smell of basement mould, are as annoying as Jar-Jar Binks on helium, and have faces that look like Yoda’s nutsack.
You won’t get them doing exercise, but if somehow you tied it into their favourite film series. Hmm…
Ever wondered just how pure bottled water is? You know, those stunning ads of mountains & glaciers and all that “It’s SO good for you!” crap! Well, prepare to run to the nearest tap and down gallons of….tap water!
Derek (why would his parents name him that?) goes “Inside the Bottle” and exposes the billion dollar lie we’ve all been made to swallow. It’s enough to make you turn to drinking beer….*Wait!
Talk about a ‘tight’ chick! – See a penny, pick it up, then a bunch of strangers in bunny costumes, banging drums, singing and dancing like a marching band of merry freaks come out of nowhere and scare the crap out of you.
Thank God she didn’t take any psychedelics that morning, otherwise this could’ve turned nasty. Seriously. WTF!?!
This is disturbing for many reasons. So many reasons. Firstly, there is no evidence whether this is a man or a woman. None whatsoever. Also, he/she is singing a Katy Perry song, and he/she looks strangely like a very, very fat Russel Brand.
Picture the scene – Russel starts using heroin again. Katy leaves him. He’s desperate, inconsolable. With no one to turn to, he begins eating, a lot. Then – in an attempt to win back the absent popstar, he makes this video and puts it onto the internet. Think of it as a modern day love letter. A viral piece of chivalry. I doubt it would work. So let us just point and laugh.
They may look cute to the likes of you and me, but it’s all about the presentation and the subtle enforcement of perception – get that wrong and you have FAIL! on your hands!
Self-shooting in the bedroom is always fraught with difficulties, next time you are looking for the right angle to convey your hawtness i’d suggest you check there isn’t a mirror in the background giving it all away…
You ever get the feeling that games designers are having a laugh at our expense, i mean, it must take days, if not weeks to program and design a game like this – What the HELL were they thinking?
This is ONE very weird little game, but strangely, highly addictive and rather pleasant to play! Drive the gay bus to the gay bar & ram as many sailors as you can along the way – Yep, a gay-bashing killing fest EXTREME! Woo Hoo !
…..But, in this case, they will also be getting extremely wet, or, if they dont have breathing apparatus – Dying! The world has changed recently – We can’t mock blacks, Jews, and Mexicans anymore, but fortunately, we still have fat people!
So there you are, fat people are now the only objects of our hate left, well, maybe if Fox news has their way, pretty soon we’ll be able to openly kill Muslims on the street and claim self-defence. I can hardly wait! But anyway….back to the fatty on a submarine, submerging FAST!
Parents and kids, it’s a difficult equation to get right at the best of times, but get it wrong and you are setting up a learning behaviour for your child to adhere to later on in life! It’s enough to make you fear for future generations.
Mothers seem to like to to put their kids in inappropriate sexual situations, dads love to get their kids acquainted with wild animals and guns. Why do some people breed?
