Maybe the Karate guy from the last post has given up chopping and taken to playing the keyboard.
It sounds ridiculous and 80s enough – but I’m not too sure about those movements – and that miming?
Oh, and what are those Alien things in the background. Perhaps he should practice more with the Karate. Or lose the outfit altogether. Hm…decide for yourselves.
There’s something that baby knows on 0:20 secs that no-one else does. Maybe it’s this guys son and he’s seen how darn dreadful he is at hand eye co-ordination.
Why you welcome an audience to see you try break through 10 slabs of stone I’ll never know, even if you could, you know, do it.
This guy has the black belt, he’s got the white dressing gown and he works the slow build-up. He just…can’t…make…contact!
Know what an Ibex is? No. Me neither. But this big guy’s certainly pissed at someone or something.
Maybe that’s why he’s so annoyed with life – he spends all his time trying to be noticed, only to be overshadowed by a host of other animals. Poor thing.
“I’m an Ibex Goddamnit. An IBEX!”
Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig.
Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it feels like to be Andy Dufresne?
Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
Lets face it, pranking a chick is up there with fast & violent foriegn objects making contact with your nuts, it never fails to draw you in to see just how far the pleasure (or pain) envelope can be pushed!
This might be a mean trick to play on someone but it’s better finding this in your bed than a decapitated horse’s head.
What he should’ve done is drag a stinking drunken tramp off the street in to the house and told him to get in the bed. We can but dream!
Clare Stages Rally – Ireland: Now this is my kind of co-driver, swearing like a drunken sailor in a storm who’s just stubbed his toe, screaming obscenities at the car in front like a man possessed.
He may be foul-mouthed but at least he’s incredibly passionate. LMAO
Proof that road rage can go ‘off-road’ too!
I don’t want to panic anyone but, we’re doomed! When animals start using technology – like in this video – we know we’re in trouble.
I’ll admit the redneck hunting down these technophile creatures is probably still marvelling at his opposable thumbs, but still. I wouldn’t want to go hunting anything that knows how to communicate using wireless technology.
I think he might need a bigger gun. Or GPS. Or some friends with Bluetooth.
Just look at this, look how cute those little guinea pigs are. Bless, dressed up in their little clothes like furry Barbie dolls.
They look good enough to eat. But no one would be so barbarous, not after they had their little hats on.
Wait………dude, sick!
