Contemporary action trailers love nothing more than to fade to black, heightening the dramatic tension with the fade out.
And it’s a trend that’s ripe for a parody, so step up YouTubers Pistol Shrimps to give it the comedic treatment—it’s so good, somehow you’ll feel compelled to want to watch this non-existent film.
Comedy Central’s social adventurer Forrest MacNeil delves into the darker side of humanity, so he can experience it and then review it—even if it means destroying his life.
And for his latest challenge Forest learns how to hate black people in order to become a racist and hang out with people who heart swastikas.
Do bears eat shit in the woods? No, but that’s because they’re not the shit-eating kind, not like Bear Grylls.
He’s a man who can survive in some of the most hostile places in the world—and gobble up tons of shit while he does it.
Are all your friends having kids? Does it make you feel anxious and you wish they’d all just fuck off?
Don’t stress too much because help is at hand, with this brand new idea of not having kids! That way they’ll be no little shitbags running around ruining your life. Yay!
Are you a dab hand at fixing a wheel to your skateboard? Then no doubt you could fix a Lynx Mark8 helicopter.
Sound logic, right? Nah, not really, and this parody ad makes it all too clear how dumb that reasoning really is—and how desperate these adverts sound.
Sometimes nothing says it better than childish, puerile humour, especially when it comes to taking the piss out of saccharine, turdy Christmas ads.
So enjoy Ant and Dick and the Gingerbread man dicking about with a load of dicks at the dicker table.
Enough fun and games it’s time to get serious, deadly serious, about a problem that afflicts many young women.
That problem is the wearing of Ugg Boots, it has to stop and hopefully, god willing, this incredible vaccine could help eradicate this terrible, terrible affliction.
There’s a lesson to be learned from that John Lewis ad and it’s a lesson we’d all do well to remember.
So listen up hare, if you insist on waking a lazy shit of a bear who sleeps through every Christmas, remember they hibernate for a reason — and waking them could be very dangerous indeed.
