If Die Antwoord came from Scotland and they all had ginger hair and, like vampires, couldn’t go out in daylight for fear of their complexion getting scorched, then they might look and sound a bit like this.

But fortunately they’re not, because a Scottish ranga with skin that even Casper the Friendly ghost would mock just doesn’t have the same edge.

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The short but eventful life of Bieber has been filled with all that is truly great about the human spirit. Adversity, being really small and a bunch of other stuff that justifies the movie, so the producers can cash that cow.

Just in time before his balls head south and he’s just another washed up crack head bi-winning and snorting porn stars up his ear. Because it’ll happen. It happens to them all.

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