The words “freestyle improvised rapper” and “proudly-educated middle class white boy” should never normally go together, but comedian Chris Turner is the exception to that rule.
Taking leftfield audience suggestions—Dyson Hoover, hurling, fork, chestnut mushrooms and leggings—he lays down some rhymes over the beats of none other than MF Doom.? Sick, bro.
Rapper Mac Lethal breaks down the alphabet in mega-super-fast fashion with his amazing tongue twister rap Alphabet Insanity.
And Mac Lethal manages the flow with a torrent of words that shoot out of his mouth faster than your ears can hear them.
How hard is it to make a rap song without using the letter E? Well, for Andrew Huang it’s not that difficult at all.
The LA-based rapper spits out lyrics minus that one member of the alphabet and even manages to make the song make sense too. Wll don.
Here’s one to troll all the racist white people out there, from masked rapper Rawcus.
Featuring clips of white people doing dumb stuff—face-planting, backflipping off buildings—it’s surely going to fuel the rage of internet keyboard warriors the world over.
HOLLAAAAA! UKIP’s original g-star and all round playa Nigel Farage spits some lyrics in his latest party political broadcast.
To show how in touch he is with “da kidzz” he lays down his party’s inherent idiocy in the only form he knows how: rap. Big in the game, yo.
Mix Master Fallon and DJ Timberz take us through a brief history of rap, from Grandmaster Flash through Vanilla Ice, Salt n’ Peppa, to Nicki Minaj.
You can mock them, but once you’ve finished watching the video you’ll want to bow down and kiss the ground they breakdance on.
If you’re the pastor of a local church, one thing you should probably never do is make a rap video for the Christian youth.
You’d be better off driving a car into a wall and filming that instead, it’d be less painful than watching this.
Everyone hearts the government, especially when it’s led by two toffs who haven’t got a clue — so look at this track as a sort of mantra that you can repeat to yourself without a hint of iron.
And if you don’t love the government then you’ll certainly love rapping cats and dogs in this video for Ill Papa Giraffe’s track from their eponymous album.
