The new Star Wars movies are a bit of a bind for fans, as there’s so much potential to fuck things up.
So, JJ, maybe you should watch this video and abide by these 4 rules and hopefully it’ll turn out fine—just fine.
Written by drunk people, performed by drunk people—and no doubt consumed by drunk people.
Several Portland writers got together one night for an experiment in writing a script drunk. They ended up creating a Star Trek-Star Wars-Battlestar Galactica’esque parody with laser gun fights and space battles.
You’re in the Mos Eisley Cantina and you’re about to embark on a speed dating session in the Star Wars universe.
So who would be your choice to take home for some action? Darth Vader (kinky!) ? Luke Skywalker? Emperor Palpatine? Jar Jar…no, don’t even think it.
This’ll cheer up your day, or maybe it’ll make you feel very old, or maybe both? Princess Leia and Wicket the Ewok meet again to re-enact that classic scene from Return of the Jedi.
But this time it’s not on the Forest Moon of Endor, but instead it’s on stage at a Star Wars convention in Germany. It’s hammed up to the max, but still better than Episodes 1,2 & 3.
Suddenly Lord Vader doesn’t seem quite so menacing when he sounds as camp as a field of tents.
In this clip Vader gets the voice of Kenneth Williams and Star Wars becomes a bit of a Carry On.
If you’re a fan of Empire Strikes Back, and let’s be honest here if you’re any kind of decent human being then you should be, then you’ll lap this up.
In this lost documentary, that’s been pieced together by a fan from various clips, we go behind the scenes of the best Star Wars movie ever.
This may come as a surprise to some people, but on the internet folks like to argue. Yep, it’s true. I know, shocking isn’t it, it’s hard to believe that anyone can disagree. But they can.
And so icons of Star Trek and Star Wars recently took to the internet arguing that their franchise reigned supreme. When things got personal, George Takei–the only actor who has worked in both–stepped in to broker the peace by identifying a mutual threat.
How you doing for time? Got a spare 40 minutes? Of course you have, what else do you have to do? Work? Pah! That can wait.
Instead watch this fan film tribute to Star Wars, with tip-top special effects and a cast that doesn’t feature Jar Jar Binks, it’s like the prequel we always wanted.
