We all need a sofa to sleep on at some point, somewhere safe for the night – But just remember there’s a chance that homicidal clown will stalk you, especially if you turn off the TV.
So next time you find yourself crashing on a friend’s sofa, you’ll think of this video and you won’t get a wink of sleep. Guaranteed.
In Italy Spider-Man looks like Ron Jeremy, he rides a Ducati and he possesses an almost unimaginably high dose of WTF.
So strap in and prepare yourself for 40 minutes of complete random, but highly enjoyable, madness.
It’s great to see these two performers reviving the ancient art of hand dancing, which requires you to dress up (or down) in your underwear, place a bottle of beer on the table, put some smeared makeup on, and slam a table as hard as possible.
You may laugh at them but in two months time everyone will be doing this down the discotheque and dancing with your feet will be a thing of mockery.
You can find some intriguing stuff posted online–take for instance this video I stumbled upon. What starts off as a normal scene where a group of friends are setting off some fireworks, suddenly takes a turn for the gruesome.
When one of them stumbles upon the mutilated remains of some animal and no idea what would’ve done it, or where the rest of it was. The Beast of Whipps Cross?? Just what the heck is going on here?
Those trees might look all innocent, standing there all tall and that, growing real slow and looking like they’re just minding their own, enjoying the sunlight and ingesting carbon dioxide.
But! There’s another side to them, a side that it takes a special kind of person to see. And believe me, these guys are very special indeed.
They’re spreading. These weird insects with a flower for a head; first they were discovered in the remote Amazon jungle, then they’ve slowly been making appearances outside of their native home.
What to do? Should we be afraid, excited, should we eat it? Should we take it home as a pet and breed them? Or should we kill it with fire?
Some things are beyond satire. Neti Pot is one of them. “A special “Neti Pot” is filled with warm, slightly salted water and the spout of the pot is inserted into one nostril. The position of the head and pot are adjusted to allow the water to flow out of the other nostril. The technique is not as hard or uncomfortable as one may think at first.
Every thing has its extreme version. Ironing? There’s extreme ironing where crazy people do it under water and on the edge of a Great White’s teeth. And now, behold! Extreme neti potting. Total WTF!?!
So, can you? Have you tried it? Go on, give it a go, it’s difficult, huh? Well not for these guys, they’re the masters of loling without upturning the sides of their mouths.
OK, so they look like a couple of stroke victims having a fit, but so what, that’s the price you sometimes have to pay when you’re this awesome. Now try watching this video and laughing without smiling.
