I might be wrong but I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this is a world first. It sounds like something from Saints Row 3 but I’ve checked and it’s not.
I’m not really sure what the practical applications are for a gun that fires small battery operated massage devices at high velocities, but it’s still pretty cool.
Are you a lonely video game enthusiast? Looking to warm up those cold nights, raiding molten core? You need a sexy gamer girl.
Luckily for you Root A Gamer have a wide selection of gamer girls for you to chose from. Unluckily for you, they all have facial hair.
Do you ever think about how totally hard it is to party AND train at the same time? Ron Allen does, and he’s going to be your new personal trainer.
He’ll start you off with a few fruity squeezes, moisten you up a bit, get your shirt off and then he’ll show you just how fast he can remove his underpants. What a guy.
Want to stave off the threat of butthole cancer while simultaneously giving yourself a fascinating new topic of conversation for cocktail parties and swanky soirees?
If not, you probably need to seriously re-think your priorities, and if so, you need to nip out and buy youself a Squatty Potty, asap!
HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY, SEXY HITLER! I really wasn’t on board with the whole gangnam thing until now. It just seemed like naff techno pop with a stupid dance.
Add a dash of Führer to the equation however and the whole thing is transformed into something much more hilarious. Gangnam heil!
Strapping an engine to a bit of foam and making it fly is a noble persuit, but to get it to drop a sausage on a parachute is 10x nobler. And cooler.
That’s Joel Veitch’s aim and by jingo he’s not going to rest until the job is done. Unless he nosedives the glider and vaporizes the batteries, then he’ll take a break for a bit.
Too young to be that badass? Nope. These kids have metal in their veins and it shows…..Welcome to the rocking world of Murp.
If you like what you hear then head over to http://kingofweb.com/users/murp and vote for them. You know you want to.
You’ll be forgiven for thinking just WTF is this craziness, but come on, it’s the internet! Expecting the unexpected should be your default setting.
So just enjoy the wackiness and the animation and be glad this strangeness didn’t come from your own mind, because you might need to see a head-doctor if it did.
