There may be no such thing as a sea-dwelling T-Rex, but so what? That won’t stop the premise of this B movie about a Poseidon T-Rex, Spanish treasure and expendable twenty-somethings.

Oh yeah, and the T-Rex is trying to protect her eggs, so she gets all angry and rampaging when they’re disturbed. First Sharktopus then Sharknado, now this. Whatever next.