Holy glittering vampire penises! This girl’s reaction to the trailer is an epic journey fraught with emotion — and this is just the trailer. Just imagine what she’ll be like in the cinema? She’ll explode with teenage desire and despair. That’s if she can fit in the theatre in the first place.

One day, hopefully, she’ll look back at this video with utter horror and think, why did I embarrass myself in front of the internets like a dribbling, blubbering snorlax? This’ll probably stay online until the sun explodes and then all our digital data will be transposed to the cosmos for all eternity. Ah well, we all make mistakes.