Phil Mitchell’s recent foray into the exciting realms of crack cocaine seem to have taken its toll on him. Look at him, he’s so far beyond parody now, this clip seems almost plausible. It may well be, that given the fact that script writers have to constantly update their outlandishness, added to Phil’s increasing erratic nature, the BBC have combined one tyrannical East End thug, with a classic psychopath.

I welcome this suggestion with an open mind. I’ll certainly start tuning in if Phil continues with these ways. Maybe he’s just really angry with all the exciting TV work his brother Grant is getting. ‘Grant on Gangs’, ‘Grant on Terrorists’ etc. Ah, not to worry Phil, stick to what you know.