This is a cheery cock-er-nay! number, so gather together the ‘ole faaaaamlee, get ‘em daaan the apples and pears for a roight ‘ole knees-up round the piano.

Because Marky Mark from ‘tenders hasn’t got AIDS, eeees HIV postive. You dig? He’s got the virus, but he ain’t got the disease. A-one, a-two, all-together….!