Spock’s always looking in that goddamn scanner, the man’s obsessed with it. But it’s because it’s how he accesses his Facebook profile, so he’s always checking for updates. He may be half Vulcan but his human side surfaces when it comes to finding out what his old class mates are up to.

And guess who turns up in this part, none other than Captain “Make it so!” Picard. Two starship captains? Let the cosmic battle of egos commence.