You know it’s Christmas when the epic meal guys build a house made from the succulent flesh of a smorgasbord of slaughtered animals; including bacon, bacon, sausages, bacon, ham, pork meat, bacon, beef, bacon…om.

Just remember many animals were necessarily killed to feed these gluttonous meat-eating monsters. The New Year can only hold metabolic self-destruction, ruptured hearts, and solidified intestines for these brave men and women. Let’s hope they continue their honourable search for death by fast food seppuku.